Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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