why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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AIDS.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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