- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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