Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Pineapple.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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