Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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