A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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sure!

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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