- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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