Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Tall asians

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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women's rights

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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