i killed my family

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Girls soccer

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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