What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Black people

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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