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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why are trees green? I have no idea

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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