- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

My love life

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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