what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Bob Saget that is all

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

derp

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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