justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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