Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

angelo snyder is not ga

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

your face is kinda funny

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Who wants $300? Me too.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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