- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

whats green and lives in the water

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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