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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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