- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Okay, after this one then...

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What are annoying? Ads.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

The Big Band Theory

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Laugh

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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