Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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women's rights

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

The Female Orgasm

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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