I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Turkey Balls

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Beka has AIDS

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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