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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Fart

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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