- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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