A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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