How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What is more worse than death? Death

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Death by kayak

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Knock Know! Come in!

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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