Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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2 + 2 = 4

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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