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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Tommy got neutered.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

nice tits.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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