Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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