- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Knock Knock Who did that?

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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