- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

The dewey decimal system

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Girls soccer

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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