WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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