- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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