This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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