What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Justin beiber's penis

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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