- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

If you were a pie I'd eat you

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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