What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Sex education in Texas.

The global news

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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