- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Asian women drivers...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

your face

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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