- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

guest what i love pancakes

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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