- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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