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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Woman rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

VAGINA.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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