So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

The dewey decimal system

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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