roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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