- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you mike bibby?

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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