YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Dwight Howard

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Justin Bieber.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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