Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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all the kids had fun

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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