- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

hi penis ham telephone

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

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