What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Skrillex.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Netflix and chill

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Patriarchy.

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snooki

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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