Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

People...

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

roak

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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