- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky glue

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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