What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What's brown and sticky A stick

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

shut up kobe!

Knock Knock Who did that?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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