how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Justin Bieber

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Women's Rights.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Miscarriages.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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