Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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