What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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