Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Matt is a Duster!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

get in the car.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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