a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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