What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Beka has AIDS

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Turkey Balls

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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