Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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An Asian with a big dick.

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you suck

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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