A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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my whole life!

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Anti Joke

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