- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

I shot a bitch.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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