- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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