Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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