A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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what's black and can't swim?

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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