A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what are you mike bibby?

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Wolfjob.

Tough crowd tonight...

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