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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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