If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Smelly Indians.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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