- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Abortion.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A dog was barking at a tree

A seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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