- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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