- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Obamacare

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Pickles are powerful

it's funny because it's funny

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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