- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Women's rights

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Two women were sitting quietly.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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