- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

This is not funny.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

The Holocaust

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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