- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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