- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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