- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Your wife died during the delivery.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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