What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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women's rights

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Smelly Indians.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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