- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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