What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

whats up and also down? your mum

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Death by kayak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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