Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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you just read an anti-joke

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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