- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

whats your budget like? a budget.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Buzi vagy!

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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