- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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