- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

THE GAME.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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