- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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