what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Womans baksetball...

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What is older than history?

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

why are balck people black because they are

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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