- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's funny? Women's rights.

well use a tissue!

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Praise Paisley

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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