- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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