- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 23? 24.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Blacks

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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