Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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