- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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