what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats a joke

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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