- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Gingers.

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