What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Justin beiber's penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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