- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

This is not funny.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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