- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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