why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Anti Joke

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